Not long now ‘til we go back…
So looking forward to it. >.> [sarcasm, if you couldn’t fucking tell]
22 || ARMY Soldier || Taken
Name's Noah, but call me Puck. Noah is only for certain people, and if you have to read this to know anything about me, you most certainly are not one of those people. I'm in the military, army branch, and don't take shit from anyone; I'm trained to kill, so don't push my buttons. I live on the Fort Bragg base in North Carolina, but am currently sleeping on a cot, in a tent, in Iraq. Deployment is such fun, right? I'm serving my country to make sure my country, my people, and most importantly, my family and loved ones, are safe, sound, and free. I'm just your average guy, the only difference is I'm trying not to get myself shot or killed so I can get home in one piece to be with my gorgeous girl, Quinn Fabray.
Puckerman
Trust me, if I had plotted your death you’d be gone already.
I don’t know whether to be comforted by that or not..
Awe, look at me and San. Don’t we just look so happy and buddy-buddy?
In reality, she’s thinking about killing me. I just know it. :PAwe lookit us Noah, we can totally get along.
Oh you know it.
Oh yeah, definitely. We’re pros at faking it getting along. :D
Yeah.. your eyes.. they say it all, Lopez.
(Source: drizzle-berry)
Awe, look at me and San. Don’t we just look so happy and buddy-buddy?
In reality, she’s thinking about killing me. I just know it. :P
(Source: drizzle-berry)
My clueless boy, Finn Hudson, and I.
Pretty sure this was at one of those fancy smanchy party things they hold for the troops at home for Christmas and Thanksgiving and V-Day and shit. Those.. holiday balls or whatever.
We look good, whatever they occasion was. ;D
Obviously I upstage Gigantor because I have a glass of champagne and.. of course, the ‘hawk. :p
(Source: fuckyeahhighqualitypics)
Guess who ditched the crutch?
Well, that just takes the fun out of it all, Sammy. :p
Takes the fun for you outta it ;)
You’re such a jerk to me, Sam Evans. Why the hell are we brothers again? :P Just kidding, but really.. taking the fun out of it for me is just mean. Seriously.
Screw This
Well that and my wife is Jewish. I just fail at paying attention to that? Yeah. But let’s not mention this so it looks like I actually pay attention to ya’ll. And I will.
Mmm.. that is right. Jewish American Princess. Didn’t even think of that. Huh. Maybe I should teach you the little bit I know about Jewish things so you can impress her, make her think you do pay attention Hudson ;D Alright, I won’t say anything.. I swear. Just.. brief yourself.. go buy a book about it or something. I mean.. they have like.. parenting for dummies.. pretty sure they’d have a being jewish for dummies? :P
(Source: soldiertanalopez)
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ASLFJASDF;LJ. I’LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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FUCK. ELVTRS TKN 2 LNG. TKN STPS 2 AT A TIME. B THERE ASAP.
Guess who ditched the crutch?
Damn.. that means I can’t offer to wheel you around anymore..
Maybe I’ll take the offer right now…because now I can kick your ass if you do anything stupid.
Well, that just takes the fun out of it all, Sammy. :p
Screw This
I feel like I should have known this… I’ll just pray to Cheesus.
That’s probably because you should have.. but it’s cool. I don’t show many religious characteristics.. so.. I guess it’s no wonder you asked? I don’t know, dude, I’m trying to make up a logical excuse for you. :p Right. You go pray to Cheezus..
(Source: soldiertanalopez)
